Let me ask you a question: How many dresses does a girl really need?
And the answer is…………….THE NEXT ONE!
Beware her shopping trip for the next one. You’ve just been kidnapped Amigo! It’s slave time again!
Try hard not to be there. For you there is no escape. She will voodoo up the black art of shopping and turn you into a shop soiled zombie:
- the go everywhere taxi zombie
- the carry everything donkey zombie
- the dress makers dummy zombie
- the hat wearing monkey zombie
- the blinged up bankrupt zombie
- the lingerie lackey zombie
- the shop boy slave zombie
- the retail refugee zombie
- the credit card wreck zombie
- the perfumed pimp zombie
Modern medicine cannot cure zombie. Chicken feathers, lizards and monkey brain are not yet available on the health service.
TOP TIP: Go private. See a witch doctor.