Let me ask you a question: Can you name all the parts of her brain Amigo?
And the answer is….VODKA AND SPLIFF !
Inside her head and permanently on is a part of the brain that likes to party!
This part is also responsible for dating dodgy dudes, showing too much leg, boozing all night, bed hopping and going crazy!
This part is called the tutti frutti cortex!
Specialists reckon it’s big, bold and bad. It is known to occupy 50% – 90% of the brain. Blondes can enjoy a natural advantage in that their percentage can be as high as 100%! However research shows the other hair types are rapidly catching up!
Tutti Frutti kicks in over the weekend and you had better be ready . She wants fun and she wants action. If you can’t deliver you’re dead meat. Chucked in the bin with last week’s dinner. Better fire up the tutti Amigo! Better get frutti Amigo!
TOP TIP: Plenty of time for rest, peace and quiet when you are old, dead and knackered Amigo.